Love and Hate Go Hand in Hand...

So, nothing really interesting happened to speak of, other than Frodo starting to speak (fake) Japanese. He insists it is easy to accomplish if you get yourself into a state of mind where you believe yourself to be constipated or frustrated.

Anyway, a friend of mine sent me the following few lines which were taken from the Washington Post's Rhymes competition which asked for the most romantic first line and least romantic (hateful?) second line. I think its pretty funny.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty,and so is your head.

Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot.
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that bag from off your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.